This successfully:

Sheen, of Lincoln, Nebraska, says his vote is coming down to one issue: abortion. Sheen says he's "definitely pro-life" and he's trying to decide whether Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain is more in line with his views.

(Remember: while Obama voted against Illinois's Born Alive Infant Protection Act, McCain, as this February NPR report put it, "has not attempted to keep his pro-life views a secret.")

(Via Jonah Goldberg, who prefaces the CNN quote with the single word "Wow." Can't argue with that.)