With respect to John J. Miller, his list of "The 50 greatest conservative rock songs" could've been better. Here are a few that belonged on it. I'm confining myself to artists who didn't make Miller's cut, and one song from each:
Billy Joel, "Prelude/Angry Young Man"
The linked excerpt doesn't do justice to this smart track, about the idealist whom experience can't teach:
And there's always a place for the angry young man
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks
And his honor is pure and his courage as well
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man
Randy Newman, "Memo To My Son"
Maybe too gentle for Miller, though he included "Stand By Your Man" and "Wouldn't It Be Nice," so it should qualify. The narrator addresses his small, troublesome child:
Maybe you don't know how to walk, baby
Maybe you can't talk none either
Maybe you never will, baby
But I'll always love you
I'll always love you
It's a lot less sappy than it reads.
Huey Lewis and the News, "Workin' For A Livin'"
No welfare queens here:
Hey I'm not complainin' 'cause I really need the work
But hittin' up my buddies got me feeling like a jerk
Hundred dollar car note, two hundred rent
I get a check on Friday, but it's already spent
Workin' for a livin' (workin')
Workin' for a livin' (workin')
Workin' for a livin', livin' and a-workin'
I'm takin' what they're givin' 'cause I'm workin' for a livin'
James Taylor, "Family Man"
A road warrior grows domestic:
The life I used to lead was a little too frantic
I guess I've just got eyes to grow old and grey
And if what I have in mind isn't super-romantic
I guess I always saw myself this way
I'm just a family man
Like it or not
Said I'm a family man
Holding onto what I've got
I'm a family man
Right by damn
I finally find out that what I am
Is a family man
Utopia, "Neck On Up"
No link, so you can't hear this catchy tune about a man maturing enough to appreciate more than the physical:
I can't determine why
But I'm a different guy
Your modus operandi
Turned me inside out
It's not that I don't care
About your fine hardware
But you've got something else there
I can't figure out
Maybe I just can't finish what I've started
Or maybe it's simply that I've been outsmarted
Now I've found my heaven
From the neck on up
You're a perfect eleven
From the neck on up
Mike and the Mechanics, "The Living Years"
The ties between generations, and the need to repair them if they break:
Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door
I know that I'm a prisoner
To all my father held so dear
I know that I'm a hostage
To all his hopes and fears
I just wish I could have told him
In the living years
John Hiatt, "Slow Turning"
I have to assume Miller doesn't know this one, because it's a natural for his list, about the wisdom that comes with age and family. It also refers to the drummer of
one of rock's most influential bands and quotes
a rock classic, and what could be more conservative, in rock-music terms, than that?
Now I'm in my car
I got the radio down
And I'm yellin' at the kids in the back
'Cause they're bangin' like Charlie Watts
You think you've come so far
In this one horse town
Then she's laughin' that crazy laugh
'Cause you haven't left the parkin' lot
Time is short and here's the damn thing about it
You're gonna die, gonna die for sure
And you can learn to live with love or without it
But there ain't no cure
There's just a slow turnin'
From the inside out
A slow turnin'
But you come about
A slow turnin'
But you learn to sway
A slow turnin'
And not fade away
Not fade away
UPDATE: Two of these songs, "Angry Young Man" and "The Living Years," show up in Miller's second installment. And his criteria help explain why none of my others appears. I feel better.